Personal Metaphors - April 5

If I were an animal, I would be a turtle because they slow and don’t care about too much.

If I were a car, I would be a Nissan 350z because that’s the coolest car ever :]

If I were an article of clothing, I would be ripped up jeans, because that’s the style

If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday, because it’s always a good time.

If I were a food I would be an Apple, because that’s my favorite fruit.

If I were a Movie, I would be The Matrix, obviously because that’s a beast of a movie.

If I were a Fragrance I would be Axe, because if I ever wear cologne that’s what I wear.

If I were a type of building I would be a bar, it’s where you go to get rid of your troubles

If I were a plant I would be a cactus, because sometimes I hurt the people close to me.

If I were a musical instrument I would be a Snare Drum, because that’s what I used to play.

If I were a geometric shape, I would be a square, because I’m a square

If I was I piece of furniture I would be the Recliner, because I’m so laid back.

If I were a song I would be Comatose by Skillet, because that’s my favorite song right now.

If I were an appliance I would be dishwasher, because I’m a dishwasher.

If I were a television character I would be, Chuck Norris, because I’m such a pimp. lol

If I were a season of the year I would be fall, because fall is the perfect temperature.

If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be a Solar Eclipse, because it’s so rare and looks amazing

If I were a cartoon character I would be, Peter off Family Guy, because he’s so funny :]

If I were a word, I would be Hope, because I hope this life will get better.