The Ultimate All-Purpose Excuse - April 4

I have thought of the perfect excuse for just about any situation you could come up with. “I ran out of gas,” could save you from getting into almost any kind of trouble. If you’re late for work and you boss flips a lid. “Sorry man I ran out of gas on the way here, and I had to wait for my Mom to come with the gas jug to get my car going.” It even works for situations that you wouldn’t think it would work in. Such as, “Why didn’t you do your homework?” “Well I was on my way home last night to finish up my homework and I ran out of gas in the middle of no where!” See no one to blame. So you get out of trouble as easy as that. Say Sura and I go out to find some “Bawls,” not what you’re thinking of just the energy drink, at 1 a.m. and we get back at like 6 a.m... Sura could just tell his parents that we went out for a short drive and ran out of gas out in the country, and no one would pick up there phone because it was so late. So you turn the blame back on them for not answering there phone (might need to call them once and hang up quick for this to work). But in my opinion that would totally of worked and got him out of trouble. On the other hand I didn’t get in trouble that night because my parents are cool, and know that I’m not going to go out and do something absolutely stupid like get wasted and drive home, or go to a friends house and get high, or go pay a hooker $15 to get some STD’s. So I didn’t even need an excuse. I just said me and Sura went out for a drive looking for an energy drink in Springfield, and my dad just said “well, okay.” And then went on talking about something else like he didn’t mind a bit. Even though he knew I was out all night. But for those of you that do really need an excuse “I ran out of gas in the middle of no where” is pretty much the best one you can use, and will get you out of pretty much any situation. Well about 87.3% of them